edit A fast, but awesome read.... has the "and so on(s)." and the "hi-hos", but its an autobiography of a post apocolyptic president of the united states, who is a complete genius with his sister, when they have wild orgies and tear up everything around them. They are ugly monsters and when they were kids, raised as retards and pulled apart by psychoanalysts, but together they came up with theories and ideas that even the miniature Chinese sought.

I'm not kidding. What did you expect?